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People of Tumblr: I have returned. By the grace of Almighty Cthulhu our forces creep again in Tumblrspace — space consecrated in the blood of the innocent. I have come dedicated and committed to the task of destroying every vestige of the normal in your daily lives, and of restoring, upon a foundation of unspeakable horror, the madness of your people. ”
—adapted from a speech by General Douglas MacArthur to the people of the Philippines, 1944